Oppo, entertain me.

"scoob" (scoobsti)
12/29/2015 at 13:15 • Filed to: None

I took my headphones with me but forgot to take the connecting cable (from headphones to my phone) with me. This is going be one long train ride. So Oppo, tell me jokes. AMA.

I’ll get to them all eventually.

DISCUSSION (12)

MarquetteLa > scoob
12/29/2015 at 13:16

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a drink, and a mop.

scoob > MarquetteLa
12/29/2015 at 13:19

But how would he walk if he has no functioning organs and muscles?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > scoob
12/29/2015 at 13:20

Where you going and what horrid form of transportation is providing said train?

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > scoob
12/29/2015 at 13:22

Why do chicken coupes have 2 doors?
Because if they had 4 they would be called chicken sedans!

cazzyodo > scoob
12/29/2015 at 13:22

WITH IMAGINATION, DAMMIT.

cazzyodo > scoob
12/29/2015 at 13:27

I’d like to say I didn’t laugh at some of these but I did.

Kinja'd!!!

Azrek > scoob
12/29/2015 at 13:33

A seaman meets a pirate in a port, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks, “So, how did you end up with the peg leg?”

The pirate replies, “Aye, matey, we was in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as me men were pulling me out, a shark bit me leg off.”

“Wow!” said the seaman. “What about your hook?”

“Well,” replied the pirate, “We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off.”

“Incredible!” remarked the seaman. “How did you get the eye patch?”

“A sea-gull dropping fell into me eye,” replied the pirate.

“You lost your eye to a sea-gull dropping?” the sailor asked incredulously.

“Not exactly,” said the pirate. “It was me first day with the hook.”